"Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle." ~ Bob Hope

"Old age comes at a bad time." ~ San Banducci

"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake." ~ unknown

"Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative." ~ Maurice Chevalier

"Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty." ~ Joan Rivers

"If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes." ~ Euripides

"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." ~ Father Larry Lorenzoni

"Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened." ~ Cora Harvey Armstrong

"About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age." ~ unknown

"This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave." ~Elmer Davis