"Most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness." ~Beverly Nichols

 "The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer." ~Paula Poundstone

 "Always, the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly." ~Andre Norton

 "In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this." ~Teryy Pratchett

 "I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days." ~Bill Dana

 "A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She won't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it." ~Jerome K. Jerome

 "If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat." ~Mark Twain