"Dumber than a waterproof sponge."

 "Nuttier than a squirrel turd." 

 “It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.” ~Mark Twain

"Everything that needs to be said has already been said. But, since no one was listening, everything must be said again." ~Andre' Gide 

Your lack of Christmas cheer is alarming. 

 "How careful we'd be if we knew which goodbyes were our last." ~unknown

 "You can pretend to care, but you can't pretend to show up." ~unknown